March 19, 2004
So much for the white stuff...
Well, despite the below radar it seems the snow report was more smoke than fire. It is *almost* snowing, but I don't see myself having to shovel it anytime soon.
Is the "gub'ment" putting something funny in the water these days? Perhaps a bizarre mixture of fluoride additives and chlorine are causing it... what I'm referring to is the fact that many young children and teenagers are now insane. What is it now that makes this shoot-up-your-school-and-kill-your-classmates so appealing?
Speaking of targets, Taiwanese President Chen Shui-bian (you already knew his name, I know) was shot and got to test the "magic-bullet" theory that originated the last time JFK took a tour of Dallas with the top down. Apparently his assailant's bullet first went through the leg of his Vice-President, then into his el Presidente's stomach. Unlike the original test subject, President Chen Shui-bian will survive.