Rant

One more last time...

I've redesigned my site again. The flash version is gone and has been replaced by a PHP version. I would keep all of the versions available as links, but I'm afraid I would realize how much time I've spent doing all of this.

Some links haven't been fleshed-out yet... soon.

*yawn*

can't stop eating

Everytime I turn today I am eating something. Probably around 4,000 calories. Maybe I have a tapeworm that is acting up. I don't know what's going on, but I feel bloated as all heck.

UGH.

Sunny and 67. Woohoo.

I'd forgotten how much more energy I have when it's nice outside. Not that I've done anything, but do feel I could if I wanted to. :)

Today is needle-in-a-haystack day, where I look for things I know are in my apartment -- but can't seem to locate.

YAWN... 75 and Spring is here...

Nothing new to report. Spring has sprung, and I've been able to open my windows for the first time in months. Nothing like fresh air to well... freshen things.

Onward and upward...

Idlewild

Sitting at JFK airport, heading out for a jaunt... Sometimes I just need to fly. :P

Interesting news in the Middle East lately, with all of the kidnappings and stuff. Nuts.

Ea(s)ter...

I have eaten wayyy too much. I feel like Violet in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory... or perhaps more like Augustus Glook.

Where are my Oompa Loompas to comfort me?

If you are completely unaware, today is the day we celebrate The Great Jebus coming back from beyond, after being revived with chocolate eggs from a magical bunny. There was much green plastic grass and rejoicing. Amen.

147...

...seems to be my new low as far as gravitational impedance goes. I think it's solely due to non-compliance with eating rituals - meaning I just haven't eaten enough.

Must eat... stomach growling.

mR. sHOW.

Went out on the town with some old friends. I don't think any of them have aged a bit. :) Really good to see them. I also played some pool, miserably.

I met David Cross tonight from Mr. Show (an HBO thing). Very nice guy. I need something to eat.

Mr. Show

Mon Chi Chi

If you know the song, sing along... I cut my hair. As usual, I took way too much off, and am now reminded why I have so many hats -- and why I shouldn't be allowed near hair-trimmers.

I am oh so soft and cuddly though, as the song says. Of course I look like I just escaped from Paris Island Basic.

I found a new scar (only visible when hair is really short). Got it a while ago from a ceiling fan. **WHACK**

Add it to the collection.

Disturbing, squared.

There are a lot of people in the world who aren't fit to be out on the loose. Some of the things they do are unbelievably cruel.

Hard to imagine how you could explain something like that. I can't even begin to understand it.

Dead Camera... ?

I have a bunch of networked cameras in my apartment... one of them seems to be on its way out...

When I first noticed it...       It got worse...

Is it getting better???          Better still...

The point worth noting is that the room is actually orange... :)

More like $0 Million

The lottery odds got a little too tough for me... I missed the cut-off time to buy a ticket. Fate probably wants me to win a bigger jackpot instead... Yeah, that must be it.

Time for a late dinner. Growl Growl Growl goes the stomach.

bleh.

$90 Million...

...would REALLY be nice right about now. I could win, but I think the odds are against me. I won't hold my breath...

:(

Big Game/Mega Millions Lottery

Agony. Apathy. Relief.

Had a long day out running around. Just spent the last two hours in rush-hour traffic. Joy. I will sleep very well tonight.

*yawn*

Ate too much again... Orange Chicken at Applebarf's. The portion size was more than I should have eaten (I'd bet more than most people should eat, as well). No worries though, for at this *very* moment I am getting rid of at least some of it.

:)

*FLUSH*

WRAK

Wrak, monkee wraak wrak.
WRAAAAAK.
Wrak.

:(
WRAK.
:)

wrk

Ta Da!

Mission accomplished. Photo blog up, data parsed... offending default text removed from messages.

Next project: import all journal/blog/mobile-phone-blogs into Flash using XML. I'm sure that will only take a few minutes.

Must
Keep
Gray
Matter
Moving

That is all.

Mobile-Phone Web Log

04-04-04

I guess that would make today a '12'. Whatever I mean by that... headache hurts less than it did, phone blog is working better than it was, and I am not currently hungry.

Isn't life grand?

Ow.

I have a rotten headache. Took some Advil, and now I wait for relief.

In other news, the sun is coming out... and I just finished resetting all of my clocks.

Hrm...

I think I'm going to need to keep two blog/journal things... one for images and one for text.

Still have a bunch of crap to iron out with the image section. As you may notice, it parses the incoming messages but is not deleting them... and that's why I have a new message every five minutes, but it's the same pictures. Ugh.

This too shall pass.

Picture this...

With effort and assistance from a friend, all is working for mobile-phone-pictures-to-blog. A little more perl work and everything will format better... onward and upward.

bleh.

Skipping along...

Uneventful Saturday. Ate plenty, feel full and lethargic. Finished site coversion to Flash, sort of. Still have to figure out what I'm going to do with this journal section (import XML into Flash?), and of course my cameras page. I should also get back to work on the mobile-phone-picture-blog thing.

*yawn*

Wacky news day... terrorism, fake abductions, and you had better not ride the Gravitron...

Also, another pitbull-attacks-and-kills-child story. I don't care how nice pitbull owner's say their dogs are - I'm not buying it.

I'm getting married...

AND I won the lottery, AND I've just been declared King of New Jersey.

April Fools and all that stuff.

Just another day...